Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
