i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he thought i was a dude.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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