Christians are straight up FREAKS
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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