we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
a search helicopter?!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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