I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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