Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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