But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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