i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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