come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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