He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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