What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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