What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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