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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Ladies don't puke and tell
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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