Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
But break dance skills will only take you so far
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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