There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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