i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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