And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she looked like the before picture.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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