Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just threw up on my dentist
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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