You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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