idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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