dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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