Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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