Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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