he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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