Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
its liver damage thursday
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