It's Friday. Sex?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
