She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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