so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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