people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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