umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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