I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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