i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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