He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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