nut hugger
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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