I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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