There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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