She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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