I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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