Your tits are I can't wait for
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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