i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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