People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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