Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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