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Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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