some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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