well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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