I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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