walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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