new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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