he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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