Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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