Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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