Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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