Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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