you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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