I heard we made out
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
