She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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